Louisiana's Execution Party Barges Are Making a Splash
Nothing says justice like a party boat. As Khalifa's body was sent into the Gulf of America, patriotic Americans toasted his departure from party barges decked out in red, white, and blue.
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This is what our forefathers fought for!
" one reveler shouted while shotgunning a beer.The barges, usually reserved for bachelor parties and alligator tours, took on a new purpose:
floating death row afterparties.
Live bands performed anthems like "Proud to Be an American" and "America, (Expletive) Yeah!" as guests ate crawfish and saluted the water.Even local businesses got involved, with a brewery releasing Execution Ale-described as "dark, bitter, and legally questionable."
At the end of the night, as Khalifa's coffin sank beneath the waves, the final toast was made. "May all enemies of America find their way to the bottom of our rebranded waters," one attendee declared, his words promptly slurred into incoherence.
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Louisiana's Execution Party Barges Are Making a Splash
Nothing says justice like a party boat. As Khalifa's body was sent into the Gulf of America, patriotic Americans toasted his departure from party barges decked out in red, white, and blue.
"
This is what our forefathers fought for!
" one reveler shouted while shotgunning a beer.The barges, usually reserved for bachelor parties and alligator tours, took on a new purpose:
floating death row afterparties.
Live bands performed anthems like "Proud to Be an American" and "America, (Expletive) Yeah!" as guests ate crawfish and saluted the water.Even local businesses got involved, with a brewery releasing Execution Ale-described as "dark, bitter, and legally questionable."
At the end of the night, as Khalifa's coffin sank beneath the waves, the final toast was made. "May all enemies of America find their way to the bottom of our rebranded waters," one attendee declared, his words promptly slurred into incoherence.
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SOURCE: Satire and News at Spintaxi, Inc.
EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Inbar Vogel
Literature and Journalism -- Pepperdine
WRITER BIO:
A Jewish college student and satirical journalist, she uses humor as a lens through which to examine the world. Her writing tackles both serious and lighthearted topics, challenging readers to reconsider their views on current events, social issues, and everything in between. Her wit makes even the most complex topics approachable.
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